Why? Because fermented goat milk tastes so much better at gunpoint. So it's one of those socially competitive dinner parties, your consort is in that not-really-sure-about-you-yet stage, and the travel convo is sinking fast. On one hand, there's the "Yeah, we did Norway at EPCOT. Good log ride" guy, and on the other you have Mr. "I actually don't eat steak outside of Argentina." If there was ever a time to bust out the old "Last time I was in Iran..." this is it. Read on for the brave man's 2012 travel tips.
Why? Because if anyone knows about women, it's the guys who post on Reddit (what?). It's not some mysterious, black-arts, ancient-treatise-on-alchemy-type thing -- although that's what you tend to fear. It doesn't necessarily require an Aston Martin, a âlittle place in Martiniqueâ and a knowing anecdote about space tourism -- although that's what you've come to suspect. It's actually just the product of a little bit of self-knowledge and a lot bit (that's an expression now) of, you know, not being terrible at everything you do. We think you can handle it.
Why? Because it's the little things. This week, we're giving you a little bit of a break. Let's call it a breather. Ordinarily, AskMen Aspire is about things like street-legal fighter planes, levitating gold hotel suites in Dubai and chrome-plated butler robots with charming Cambridge accents (legal disclaimer: AskMen Aspire was never about these particular things, which may or may not even exist). This week, however, we're going for the low-hanging fruit -- but we're doing it right. Read on for how to ball that drunken cookout.
Why? Because he's more articulate than you on the whole "why violent movies are great" thing. Remember Taxi Driver? OK, don't tell us if you don't, just, you know, proceed straight to Netflix and do your homework. Ready now? OK. Remember that guy in the back of the cab who was a little down on the whole miscegenation thing, and who had a flowery, possibly-informed-by-cocaine series of run-on sentences concerning the effect of a .44 Magnum on a person's intimate anatomy? Well, all that aside (and by âall that,â we mean âvisible psychopathyâ), the guy could talk, right? Right. Read on for a far more varied gathering of the man's fascinations.
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